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In order to help you find the best make and model for your kitchen, members of the community, along with our staff answer questions about compiled garbage disposers and information to help you make the right choice.

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Linda asks…

best drain cleaner for broken garbage disposal?

i have been living at this apartment for 6 months, and the garbage disposal has never worked. i didnt notice it at first, and the statute of limitations is probably up on complaining about it…. anyway, about a week ago, the drain stopped working…. i was told that all you need is an allen wrench to fix the GD…. gosh Im so confused,…. can i use any kind of drain cleaner on this stupid thing? i would love the use of my sink…please no comments on how stupid i am, i actually need help.

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

Don’t listen to kitty unless you want to buy a new disposal. Having been a landlord/maintenance person for over 10 years it is not hard to see when a tenant has been “neglectful” with a disposal. You need that allen wrench that came with the disposal put it on the bottom and crank it around then push the reset button.
If you put caustic drain cleaners down the sink you could corrode the disposal and will cause a leak and then you are going to have more problems.

Jenny asks…

Is it best to hire a plumber or electrician to install a garbage disposal?

I currently do not have a garbage disposal and want to obtain quotes to install a new garbage disposal and have it tied to the nearby light switch that currently turns on/off the fluorescent light fixture above the sink (the light fixture also has an on/off switch directly on the fixture). Is it best to go to an electrician or a plumber for this type of work?

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

Plumber; the electrical work is trivial, but you don’t want water leaks. However, any handyman can do this, it’s not a difficult job.

Lisa asks…

what’s the best solution to clean my garbage disposal? i’ve heard bleach is bad for the blades.?

funny smell coming from garbage disposal and i want an easy mixture that won’t harm anything.

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

We take a lemmon and cut it in half drop one half in and grind it up.Then the other half and wash it all down the drain. You end up with a nice lemon sent and a clean Disposal.

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Joseph asks…

kitchen nightmares?

it comes on wednesdays what day does it repeat if you miss it.

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

It wasn’t on last night, because of the World Series, so they must have a brand new one next week. Maybe go to Fox TV to see if you can watch repeats there. Good luck!~~

Susan asks…

What did Gordon Ramsey of Kitchen nightmares mean the best Mexican food is in LA not Mexico as he helped turn?

What did Gordon Ramsey of Kitchen nightmares mean the best Mexican food is in LA and not Mexico as he helped turn around a Mexican restaurant in LA ?
He created all new Mexican dishes and the Latino owners were impressed and their place filled up before it was empty lacking customers

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

I saw this show. The Lady ran a catering business and then invested over 1 million in this super deluxe Mexican restaurant. The mexicans in the kitchen were clueless and making and freezing food that went back as far as 2 years.The latino woman who ran the restaurant had family recipes handed down and for a time it worked but all that freezing and running a restaurant like a catering business sunk them.He and she created dishes that worked.Their cook could not cook.But he did say the best Mexican food is in LA and not Mexico.Some was tex mex and most was family recipes that needed fine tuning that were not tex mex

Lisa asks…

Conflicts in Kitchen Nightmares, are those true?

I watched almost all the Kitchen Nightmares (Gordon Ramsay)episodes. But I am confuse either the conflicts such as family problems, lazy employer/employees, and etc are real or not. Were that been organized by the producer/Gordon?
More over, how did Gordon make over the restaurant into a new look. Are those make over using Gordon’s money or the restaurant’s owner money?
hahaha…about the credit card…..
yeah, i don’t think Chef Ramsay would be doing something like that…Totally not his style….
hahaha…about the credit card…..
yeah, i don’t think Chef Ramsay would be doing something like that…Totally not his style….

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

The problems are definitely real. They were not organized, these are real restaurants that are struggling. Gordon probably uses the network’s money to pay for the remodeling. I seriously, seriously doubt he uses the restaurant’s money. That would be really rude. “Hi, I’m here to remodel your restaurant, but let me see your credit card really fast so you can pay for it all”.

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James asks…

The garbage disposal has a “rotten egg” smell and I’ve tried all remedies. What could the problem be?

The garbage disposal functions properly and grinds fine. It has had a “rotten egg” smell for the longest time. I’ve tried running it with diluted bleach, vinegar, ice, lemons. Nothing helps the smell for more than a day. An appliance repair man removed and flushed out the hose that attaches on the underside, but after a day the disposal smelled bad again. The appliance man said the “pipes” smell bad too. What do you think is the matter?
The sink and dishwasher also run properly. There is a filter water line also.

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

I have the same problem it’s just old food stuck on the walls of the pipes just get a whole bottle of clorox and let it sit in the pipes for a while it works better than any expensive product out there

Robert asks…

I need a handyman for the garbage disposal?

My garbage disposal is not working. It justs hums, even after checking the reset button. Any ideas on what the problem could be? What should I expect to pay a handyman for repair(s) of this nature?

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

It sounds as if there is something down in the disposal that has it blocked. You should have a little wrench that will fit a nut at the bottom of the disposal. Try moving the nut back and forth to dislodge whatever has it jammed.

The repairman would do the same thing, but you will have to pay for the service call. Today it cost me $60 just to get the guy out to the house, then $145 to tell me it was broke. Which was the same thing I told the lady that I called. So 200 bucks just for them to repeat what I told them to start with.

Have a neighbor take a look at it, if you aren’t sure of what you are doing. Hopefully you have some nice helpful neighbors. Good luck.

Richard asks…

Can garbage disposals be repaired?

My disposal sounded like it was grinding metal. I turned it off and reached in there and pulled out 4 parts. I guess 2 parts are the blades and the other 2 look like smooth round bolts.

One bolt has part of a washer still attached. Can these parts be replaced and reassembled, or is it time for a new disposal?

What features should I look for in a new one ?

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

Yes, blades are replaceable. You will have to get new bolts as well — use the mfr’s — they might be left-hand threads.

It might be better to replace the unit. I’ve done that, not too big a deal, but you need the right wrench. Be sure it has a connection for a dishwasher if you have one. I got a top-of-the line Kenmore with a 7 or 8-yr warranty, overkill, really, heavier and more powerful than necessary. A half-horse unit with a 5-yr warranty is plenty unless you’re grinding up everything including a lot of chicken bones (which we used to do when we had critters in the garbage).

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Ruth asks…

5 year old son invites a neighbor friend to play, who always comes with older brother and younger sister.?

I am a Mom to a 5 year old and a 1.5 year old. A neighbor child who is also 5 and my son are friends. This child has a 4 year old sister and an 11 year old brother. The 11 year old picks up the 5 year old from the bus stop while I’m there picking up my child. He is always always talking to me, following me, non-stop. Often, I have to make sure his little brother crosses the street safely and such because he is more focused on talking then on his little brother. He seems academically ahead, but socially behind and apperas to have no friends his own age. My sons and I enjoy going to the neighborhood park. While I wouldn’t mind letting the 5 year old tag along, I do not feel that I can handle my two plus three more. And, yet, that is always what happens. The three show up and the 11 year old follows me around, doesn’t take responsibility for the younger ones at all and tells me when his siblings are doing something wrong, so I will intervene, so its not as though he is coming to watch them/care for them. Both parents are home to these children, which is another story. I am a stay-at-home Mom while DH is at work all day. I want my son to play with neighbor friends, but I don’t want to be responsible for all these other kids and have to entertain a socially akward 11 year old to boot. Today, we didn’t go to the park and went home. The 11 year old and 5 year old came knocking at my door (mind you the 5 year old and my son are friends). They were asking if we were coming to the park and I said we were in the middle of things right now, but maybe later. The 11 year old asked what. I told him my son is working on an art project and having snack, so MAYBE in 30 minutes we would go. He said he had chores to do, so I told him it was ok with me if the 5 year old stayed and played while he went home and did his chores. The 5 year old comes in and I’m thinking, good this worked out well. Five minutes later, the 11 year old is back. This time with his 4 year old sister. Geese! She comes in and does the art project too and has snack too. He asks if he can have snack. I asked, don’t you have chores to do. He then asked if he could take snack with him. Then proceeds to follow me around the house picking up every little thing asking “what is this?” Again, I ask “don’t you have chores to do?” Finally, he leaves. The little ones are playing nicely together. But, after an hour I escort them home so we can get on with our evening (it is a school night afterall). We get home and I start dinner. Five minutes later the 11 year old is back. He says his sister didn’t finish her drink and would like it. I told him I had already cleaned it up, which I did while the kids were playing before. So, he asked if she could have another one. I told him “no, I only have one left that I need for my son tomorrow.” He just stands in the doorway. I tell him I have to go, we have a lot to do. He asks “what?” Finally, I just shut the door.

I like the little ones, and my son especially likes the five year old. But the big brother is driving me insane!!!!! How can allow my child to have playtime with his friend without having to take on the whole kitchen kaboodle?
I know I need to talk to the parents, but I’m trying to figure out how to present this without pissing off the parents. They are our neighbors who and our 5 year olds get alone quite well. My husband and I fear that if we say something they will just cut off contact with us (at the least), not allow the young children to play together and, possibly, create an uncomfortable tense neighbor situation. We want to avoid that if possible. Any ideas on how to present this in the most effective, and yet neighborly/kindly manner.

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

Have you talked to his parents? Perhaps they’re sick of him too and have pawned him off on you. Tell them that their older son seems to be lacking direction and doesn’t have enough chores to do.

Richard asks…

I need to find these kitchen canisters!?

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0/d5/f/AAAAAitzDl0AAAAAANX4fw.jpg%3Fv%3D1204040031000&imgrefurl=http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/martha-stewart-collection-blue-canisters-set-of-4&usg=__eLH1pja_0cB7xgbxXzTNiYSqPuI=&h=300&w=246&sz=7&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=J9XIayHTP5vw9M:&tbnh=151&tbnw=123&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmartha%2Bstewart%2Bcanister%2Bset%2Bblue%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D709%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=333&ei=XNuqTIDNJIGksQPT2Zy1Aw&oei=-tqqTLeXDIucsQPp2qSdAw&esq=9&page=1&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0&tx=78&ty=93

I know macy’s used to sell them, and i’m pretty positive they don’t anymore…but i haaavveee to have them

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

Why, you already found them!

Donna asks…

Deja vu experiences welcomed…?

Well, for the last few years especially I have noticed some deja vu. I don’t know what is happening to me, lol, but what I do know is that it almost totally alters my day. For example, I have the strangest connection with a key/mail holder in my kitchen. When I pick something up off of it, I stop–as if there is a surge going through my body–and there is an image of a ballroom or something with black walls and a checkerboard dance floor. Another thing I’ve noticed, aside from vertigo, is that I get very nauseous, as if all my energy has been taken from me. It does not last long usually, but my day somehow feels different afterwords I asked my parents where they got the holder from, and they said it was a marriage gift and was new at the time. That deja vu feeling may happen in other places outside my home. Lol, it’s a little embarrassing though–closing my eyes, standing there, getting dizzy and such. Also, I’ll have conversations with people that I distinctly remember having before, whether or not it was in a dream, and I can remember the location, conversation, etc. It’s really weird! What’s even more interesting though, and increasing in strength as time goes by, is that I can think about something (song, interesting “random” word, memory, tv show to name a few) and from that moment to an hour later, it will happen. Mind you, a lot of these thoughts are VERY random, as I am a random person, so it could be me thinking about the word “kaboodle” and 5 min. later, I’ll hear “kaboodle“. Both sides of my family have some sort of deja vu or psychic abilities of some sort, not strong though.

I don’t know what’s going on, but can someone give me some ideas?? And any of your own personal experiences are welcomed too! Thanks!

SN: I’m not a crackhead, I don’t do any drugs, drink, or have any multiple personality disorders. Just FYI, I feel like someone is going to tell me to lay off the crack or something smart like that…lol.

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

I don’t know what to tell you but I had one deja vu experience or something to that effect, my dad told me that he got this job in arkansas and then the next day he told me and I was like “I know you already told me” he was like “no I just found out today”… Not sure if that counts as deja vu but your question made me remember that.

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John asks…

Fair apartment rental compensation?

My tenants were without kitchen sink.garbage disposal, dishwasher for 30 days due to a water leak problem and these
items had to be taken out for repairs to be done. Tenants say
they should get 100% off next months rent. Fair?? offered 50% What is fair Live in California

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

How did they do dishes for 30 days? Be glad they didn’t claim “constructive eviction” and give them 1 month free. Would you rent a place without a kitchen sink anyway? :D

Robert asks…

Would rotting wood smell only when Dishwasher is on?

Had a really foul odor over the sink, plumber came out – no leaks, but I ask that he replace the garbage disposal, he did and the smell was still there.

Figured out the smell happens only when the dishwasher is running or just finished. Called GE to have someone out to look at the dishwasher, but didn’t have the dishwasher on at all 4 days before repair guy came.

Guy who came out said it was ‘rotting wood’ and refused to take out the dishwasher to check it for leaks. He didnt even smell the odor until he actually turned on the dishwasher and about 5 minutes into it, the smell showed up.

I even smell it inside the dishwasher (the odor).. Yet, this guy was saying to ‘replace the wood’ but he never took out the dishwasher to look for leaks.

If it was the wood, wouldn’t that smell all the time?
The guy made one excuse after the other for not taking the dishwasher out (it would hurt the floor). Had the same floor for years and it was the one we had when the last dishwasher was taken out and replaced with this one.

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

Sounds to me like your appliance guy is just plain lazy. Report him to the company he works for and demand another competent technician to come out and resolve your issue. Good luck and God Bless!!

Steve

Paul asks…

Section 8 Tenant & Damages-Austin, Texas?

I have a Section 8 tenant that has been there for 8 months now and the contract ends on March 31. This tenant has done a lot of damages & refuses to pay. i also have the case work that owes me for her portion of the money for July, Oct. Nov. & Dec.
this is suppose to be in in mail on the 15th. I the mean time the Housing Authority Inspector did an inspection of the duplex unit. She is required to do the repair on the hole in the wall & the pest control for roaches. They are everywhere because she keeps a dirty kitchen. The inspector told me it is on me to take care of the ceiling fan that is missing one blade and the garage door that is off tract. A ceiling fan blade just does not disappear and as for the garage door the tenant told the tenant in the next unit that her boyfriend who is living there came home drunk and ran into the garage door. The inspector wants me to either take the garbage disposal out or replace it. it is in her contract that the garbage disposal is the tenants responsibility & he doesn’t care. She has it stopped up with something & continued to run it & it was smoking & leaking, so I told my maintenance man to cut the water off under the sick until she fixed it. Now it is put off on me to take care of this too. She is smoking in the unit and has a pet that is not on the contract and it states no smoking in the unit. All the walls & ceilings will have to be painted to get the smell out. The cat has no food or water anywhere or a litter box. She would not allow me to come inside the unit when the Housing Inspector was there. I had to stand outside while he did the inspection. Is there any way that I can Evict her? There will only be more damages in the unit if I wait until the contract is over & more roaches. Can I hold the check that will be sent to me for her part over the months and refuse the rent from Section 8 in order to get her Evicted in court?
Adrea, I think he is a person with an attitude that is unhappy at this time of year no doubt. I am happy in spite of what is going on
This one Judge i have to go in front of doesn’t accept Evictions unless the tenant owes money. He will not Evict on just damages. Section 8 does owe back payments for 6 months but I was told if they are paying HUDS part & the tenants then you can’t Evict even though rent was not paid in a timely fashion. I was wondering if anyone ever Evicted on just damages alone & a pet not on the contract & a boyfriend not on the contract. Section 8 said that is just hear say.

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

This is the risk you take accepting section 8.

You have to fix this stuff, the HA absolutely will press criminal charges against you. They mess around with tenants, not landlords. Fix the disposal and turn her water back on, that is a crime as well.

You can not refuse to take her rent, she pays it if you cash that check or not. Same goes with the one from section 8, you refusing to cash it is not grounds for an eviction.

You can try to evict her on the petty stuff, but it will be hard as hell. She will not be there, the housing authorities attorney will be there representing her and the state. Your odds are about 0 while in the lease, and only slightly better after it expires. You giving the inspector a bad time could be your doom, that is not going to sound good in court.

And forget about getting a dime for the damages, you will get nothing. I have a tenant that has already done about 40k in damage to a house, and I let her stay, I can’t afford to evict her. Even if I won against section 8 I do not have the cash needed to rehad the house.

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Sharon asks…

How can i get the smell of garlic out of the garbage disposal?

Some garlic peels and leftover cloves went in to the garbage disposal from our food processer and now the whole kitchen stinks of garlic. How can we (home-remedy-wise–NO products we need to go out and BUY) get this smell out? We already stuck some lemons in there and that didn’t help.

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

Put 1 whole box of baking soda and add 2 cups of white vinegar. Soak overnight. Run hot water through next day. Repeat until smell is gone.

Sandy asks…

how easy is it to install a new garbage disposal?

we bought an old house and the garbage disposal is rusted through. is it easy enough to replace on my own? or should i pay the $165 to have home depot install it?

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

If there is an old disposal already there is is pretty straight forward to replace it.

But what you need to remember is that you not only have to take out the old one you need to rewire the electrical for the new unit and possibly reroute the drain.

The new unit may not meet up exactly with the old units plumbing so you may have to reroute it slightly. If you feel comfortable doing that then it is easy. The electrical may be hard wired into a junction box under the sink or a plugged into an outlet under the sink. Either way it isn’t difficult if you understand basic wiring.

If you feel uncomfortable then pay to have it installed.

Nancy asks…

does having a garbage disposal eliminate a plumber?

I want to buy a single kitchen sink bowl cause right now i have a double bowl sink w/ a garbage disposal but I dont use it at all but my husband says its stupid to get rid of it since everyone wants a garbage disposal and it eliminates having to call a plumber since it will not clog up, is that true?

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

No ma’am. In fact, a garbage disposal is just one more thing to break down. But they are handy for grinding food scraps that otherwise would have gone into the trash. The best place for those are outside in a compost pile. But yes, a disposal can clog too.

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Mandy asks…

What is the best way to prevent maggots during a garbage collectors strike?

Hello all,

I live in Toronto, Ontario, Canada where the garbage men have gone on strike! There is nobody picking up garbage at the moment.
There are places where we can drop off our garbage, but I do not have a car. I live in a basement apartment, and I have been leaving my garbage in the bins outside, as I normally do, since the landlords say that they will bring mine to the garbage drop-off places when they bring their own.
Between the front door of my house and outside, there is a small enclosed staircase. Yesterday I saw 5 live maggots in the stairwell. I told my landlords, and together we removed the maggots and thoroughly cleaned and hosed down the entire stairwell area.
Today I saw 1 dead maggot in the stairwell. I removed it.
I poured some bleach near the opening of the stairwell, in the corners, and around any cracks that I found. I figured this may prevent more maggots from entering. I keep a garbage can in my kitchen, which I use for discarding food scraps, and I change the bag daily. Right now I give the bag to the landlords for disposal. Today I scrubbed that garbage can down with bleach.
I also poured bleach down my sink drains as a preventative measure.
Do you think I should be worried about a maggot infestation entering my house?
What other steps do you think I can take to prevent such a thing? I do not have any open windows and I very rarely see flies in the house.

Your advice will be greatly appreciated.
Thank you very much.

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

Kill any flies that may be in your house.Try to seal any opening in screens and windows where flies could get in.Keep all food sealed in containers or in the fridge.Try to reduce what scraps you may have by simply cooking only what you think you will eat at any given meal.I read on one site that if you freeze the scraps before throwing them in your compost bin helps but this seems to only workable if the garbage is being picked up on a regular basis.I also live in Ontario,Canada and am aware of the situation in Toronto.I think it is appalling that parks are being used to stockpile garbage.Hopefully this strike will be over soon.

George asks…

My Dog Just Carried In An Injured Neocon. If I Put It Back In It’s Nest, Will Its Mom Still Take Care Of It?

I mean, I don’t know what to do with it. I certainly don’t want it and all it wants to do is sniff its own farts while licking its butt. It does wag its tail when Rush Limbaugh or Satan comes on the telly on South Park, though, so it must have a home with somebody like that. Any idea what to do with it? I have a date tonight, and the garbage disposal is beginning to look like my best option.

Have to go. It’s “cleaning out” the cat’s sandbox again.

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

Pour some Draino down it’s throat and put it out of it’s missery!

Betty asks…

What can be done to eliminate litter on streets?

The careless disposal of wrappers, fast-food containers etc. is fast becoming an annoying problem in our neighbourhood. Many people just throw their garbage, wherever they just happen to walk. The City does not employ street cleaners. What would be the best way to battle this uncivilized behaviour? Who should pay for the clean-up? Should the use of biodegradable dishes and cutlery be made mandatory for the food industry ? Your suggestions are appreciated.
The thing is that not only I and other neighbours are tired of picking up garbage after these litter bugs. Please give us ideas of how to tackle this messy problem.

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

On a city-wide level, there should be stiff fines for people caught littering, that discourages folks from just throwing their trash wherever they happen to feel like “disposing” of it. More trash cans would help the situation also. On a more personal level, being a good example to others is a great way to show respect for your neighborhood — pick up litter when you see it, and, teach your children (if you have any) to also be careful with their handling of their own trash.
A community can be united to eradicate such problems, if you are bothered by it, I’m sure your neighbors are, too.

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Lisa asks…

Where can I find those tall metal kitchen tables like in diners ?

I’m looking for one of those tall (counter high) type tables,with bar stool type chairs,or swivel bar stool chairs.I would like to get a metal set.But would be ok with a wood set.I can’t seem to find them around my area.Thank you to all answers.

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

Http://www.homedecorators.com/P/Stella_Bar_Table/410/

Laura asks…

What is the high kitchen tables called?

I’m looking for a kitchen table that is raised/high. I see them a lot in restraunts & fast food places but I don’t know what to type in/search for to find them. Help please?(: I needa know what they’re called.
-thanksss.(:

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

Bar height table

Sandra asks…

who remembers formica kitchen tables with that drawer that was always full of string and paper bags ?

also kitchens that weren’t fitted and often had those great ply-wood type high cupboards with doors at the top (with plastic glass in them ), a flap down bit in the middle and storage under that?

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

Our kitchen table was covered in sticky Fablon. No washing machine, no dryer, no freezer, no fridge, no central heating and no TV until I was 11 years old!
Would I swap now for going back? Absolutely.

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Susan asks…

One Lazy Husband……….?

A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the tv, eat dinner, and sit some more — would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of. This frustrated the woman quite a bit.

One day the toilet stopped up. When her husband got home, she said sweetly, “Honey, the toilet is clogged. Would you look at it?” Her husband snarled, “What do I look like? The tidy-bowl man?” and sat down on the sofa.

The next day, the garbage disposal wouldn’t work. When her husband got home, she said, very nicely, “Honey, the disposal won’t work. Would you try to fix it for me?” Once again, he growled, “What do I look like? Mr. Plumber?”

The next day, the washing machine was on the blink. When her husband got home, she steeled her courage and said, “Honey, the washer isn’t running. Would you check on it?” And again was met with a snarl, “What do I look like? The Maytag repairman?”

Finally, she had had enough. The next morning, the woman called three repairmen to fix the toilet, the garbage disposal, and the washer. When her husband got home, she said, “Honey, I had the repairmen out today.” He frowned, “Well, how much is that going to cost?” “Well, honey, they all said I could pay them by baking them a cake or having sex with them.”

“Well, what kind of cakes did you bake them?” he asked. She smiled. “What do I look like? Betty Crocker

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

LOL!!! Can you come over and be my repairman sexy C???

Sandy asks…

Please Rate this Joke 1 to 10. Thanks?

A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the TV, eat dinner, and sit some more – would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of. This frustrated the woman quite a bit.
One day the toilet stopped up. When her husband got home, she said sweetly, “Honey, the toilet is clogged. Would you look at it?” Her husband snarled, “What do I look like? The tidy-bowl man?” and sat down on the sofa.
The next day, the garbage disposal wouldn’t work. When her husband got home, she said, very nicely, “Honey, the disposal won’t work. Would you try to fix it for me?” Once again, he growled, “What do I look like? Mr. Plumber?”
The next day, the washing machine was on the blink. When her husband got home, she steeled her courage and said, “Honey, the washer isn’t running. Would you check on it?” And again was met with a snarl, “What do I look like? The Maytag repairman?
Finally, she had had enough. The next morning, the woman called three repairmen to fix the toilet, the garbage disposal, and the washer. When her husband got home, she said, “Honey, I had the repairmen out today.” He frowned, “Well, how much is that
going to cost?” . “Well, honey, they all said I could pay them by baking them a cake or having sex with them.” “Well, what kind of cakes did you bake them?” he asked.
She smiled. “What do I look like? Betty Crocker?”

Please star if you like, and rate 1-10. (10 being good).

Thanks!
No, I didn’t make it up

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

This joke is like, a 9 for sure….
Its pretty funny. Im gonna tell it to people

Lizzie asks…

MEN vs. WOMEN….is this funny?? :) …?

The last one is not a “joke”, but still funny(or not) whatever your opinion is….

1.) A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit in front of the TV, eat dinner, and sit some more – would never do those little household repairs that most husbands take care of. This frustrated the woman quite a bit.
One day the toilet stopped up. When her husband got home, she said sweetly, “Honey, the toilet is clogged. Would you look at it?” Her husband snarled, “What do I look like? The tidy-bowl man?” and sat down on the sofa.
The next day, the garbage disposal wouldn’t work. When her husband got home, she said, very nicely, “Honey, the disposal won’t work. Would you try to fix it for me?” Once again, he growled, “What do I look like? Mr. Plumber?”
The next day, the washing machine was on the blink. When her husband got home, she steeled her courage and said, “Honey, the washer isn’t running. Would you check on it?” And again was met with a snarl, “What do I look like? The Maytag repairman?
Finally, she had had enough. The next morning, the woman called three repairmen to fix the toilet, the garbage disposal, and the washer. When her husband got home, she said, “Honey, I had the repairmen out today.” He frowned, “Well, how much is that
going to cost?” . “Well, honey, they all said I could pay them by baking them a cake or having sex with them.” “Well, what kind of cakes did you bake them?” he asked.
She smiled. “What do I look like? Betty Crocker?”

2.) An angry wife met her husband at the door.
There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. “I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is,” he replied. “Breakfast.”

3.)
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate overnight.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting she won’t change, but she does.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

What do you think?
Star if you like! thanks! :)

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

Oh my goodness that is so funny. That had me lol’ing on the floor. I like the first one especially. XD

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William asks…

Dishwasher repair man LEFT without fixing it! Why? foul odor?

I had a REALLY foul odor coming around right side of the dishwasher, over the sink. Last week I had a plumber here who said there were “no leaks” under the sink. I had him snake it and also put in a new garbage disposal.

still got the smell, had a contractor come out to replace wood at the bottom of the sink, smell still lingered.

Another plumber said he felt it was coming from the dishwasher and to have an appliance person take it out and make sure.

I called GE last week and they told me to have someone from their company to come look at it since they know “all the parts” of the machine.

The man from GE came out today and FLATLY refused to take the machine out. First he said because my ‘house call’ was free and to take it out and put it back in, there would be $150 charge. I was OK with that, but then he said that he won’t take it out because it will damage the floor (linoleum).

I bought this dishwasher 1 year ago and was told when put in there was no leaks. It worked fine up until a week and a half ago.

The man who came out just said it was “rotted wood”. We had not had the dishwasher on since I made the appointment last week, but as SOON as he ran it the smell came back.

If we need the wood replaced, fine, but shouldnt the machine itself be checked out since that is probably the souce of any water hitting the wood?

I dont get how he can say one minute the charge is $150 to take it out and the next not be willing to take it out because of the floor.

HELP
I do think the smell is coming from the dishwasher. Why does it only smell when that is running (or just ran). We left it off (as I said) for 5 days waiting for a repair person and there was no smell during that time.
Also, I have had the same floor for years now. My old dishwasher was removed to put this one in a year ago with no problems at all.

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

Probably coming from your disposal. I toss an orange into mine evey once in a while. If I don’t it smells like ass every time I run the water.

Mary asks…

What can we do about our apartment complex?

My husband and I have lived in the same apartment for five years. We went out of town Saturday and returned Sunday to find our bedroom closet and bathroom flooded. Some of our belongings were ruined and part of the ceiling came down. This is the second time this has happened in that closet/bathroom since we’ve been there. The first time it happened it took them over 2 months to fix the hole in our ceiling. We also had water come down in our other bathroom a few years ago. There is a hole in our ceiling that the apartment complex never fixed. In our family room some water came down right by our patio door. The ceiling is stained brown and the apartment complex never did anything. When the maintenance man came to clean up the mess from the most recent flood, he sucked the water out of the carpet and threw away the carpet pad. He put the soaked carpet back in the closet and turned a fan on it to dry. This is the same thing they did the first time but this time it smells really really bad. If mold or mildew were to get into the carpet or drywall it could make us really sick. To make matters worse, a few weeks ago I had maintenance over to fix our kitchen sink from dripping. The guy dropped a part of the knob into the garbage disposal and left it. Me not knowing this turned on the garbage disposal but quickly turned it off after realizing something was down in there. I took it out but now our garbage disposal doesn’t work. I have called the office every week to see when they could replace it and they keep promising me it will be that same week. This week on Thursday it will be 4 weeks since I first reported that it was broken. We can’t afford to move right now and we’ve been trying to save our money for a house so finding another apartment in a different complex is out of the question. We have renter’s insurance but our deductible is $750 and I’m not sure that much got ruined when it flooded. My Wii Fit and the $300 remote controlled airplane I bought my husband for Christmas were ruined as well as all our shoes and some of my husband’s clothes. Shouldn’t the apartment complex be liable for this anyway since this has happened before? Not only that but is there someone I can contact about the apartment complex’s unwillingness to fix anything or replace the carpet/drywall in our closet?
Um vacations? We have NEVER gone on vacation. We went camping for ONE day and the airplane was a gift. And like I said, I have been saving.
I called my insurance company with whom I have renter’s insurance with. They told me that my insurance isn’t liable as the apartment comlex owns the pipes and we were not negligent and the people upstairs were not negligent. Called the apartment complex and the manager got an attitude with me. She asked me why I said it was a pipe that broke (that’s what the maintenance guy said) and what kind of stuff we had in our closet and how much water was back there (acting like we dumped it back there). She acted like they weren’t responsible and said she would call me back when she found out what was going on. I might end up getting a lawyer.

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

Document everything

take pictures,
get statements from other neighbors that have had problems,
start complaining to local authorities like the building department.

Read over the terms of your lease and talk it over with your insurance carrier.,… The apt management company is required by law to keep the rental suites in a ‘safe and habitable’ condition, and foster the growth of potentially hazardous mold doesn’t sound like they are doing a very good job.

You may want to consult an attorney, and see if you have a case.

I would be looking into the possiblity of a lawsuit if they didn’t clean up the mess adequately and covered the deductable on your renters insurance.

Nancy asks…

Am I being ridiculous, or should I let it go?

2 1/2 years ago I dropped my husband’s wedding ring in the kitchen. I believe it is wedged behind the dishwasher, which is part of the center kitchen island. I tried to unscrew the dishwasher and pull it out, but I’m not a plumber and don’t want to disconnect the pipes.
Hubby was not mad at all about the lost ring. We are very solid and stable in our 14 year relationship (married for 8). We both feel that a piece of jewelry does not signify the marriage. Eventually I bought him a new one. The original is plain gold band with an engraved inscription. The replacement is just a plain band. He does not wear his ring daily because of work.

Yesterday we had a plumber over due to our broken garbage disposal. I asked hubby to have the plumber pull out the dishwasher because in my heart, I know it’s there. But hubby didn’t ask the plumber. He said to just let it go. I just want to find that original ring! Is that being ridiculous?
EDIT: Some of you hit it on the head! Eventually the dishwasher will need to be replaced and if the ring is there-we’ll find it then. He says I am feeling guilty for losing it and I’m making too much out of it.

Garbage Disposal Staff Says:

Its not really a problem, but it sounds like you’re making it into one. The way I see it… Eventually you’ll replace said dishwasher, retrieve it then! That way you don’t mess up your kitchen or dishwasher you have now, or your marriage for that matter. Let it go and get it when you have the chance… Like if you’re going to re-do your kitchen or if you’re replacing the dishwasher. Other than that, enjoy that you have a solid relationship with your husband and that this is a minor bump in your mind.

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